Forgetting Sarah Marshall
The mid-2000s were dominated by the Apatow drollery : R - rated laugh riots that weresmarter , sweeter , and generally better than their premise would suggest . One of the funniest comedies of that epoch wasForgetting Sarah Marshall , the magnificent romantic funniness star Jason Segel as a guy who gets dumped by a tv set superstar , live to Hawaii to get over her , and finds that she ’s remain at the same haunt with her new rock mavin boyfriend .
He then finds a new love interest in a hotel employee , played by Mila Kunis . Here are some of the most hilariousForgetting Sarah Marshallquotes .
update on June 2nd , 2021 by Kristen Palamara : Even though forget Sarah Marshall was released back in 2008 it ’s still a popular funniness that holds up today for its uproarious dialog and earnest read-only memory - com premise . The movie remains a favorite because of its comedic casting from main lead Jason Segel , Mila Kunis , and Kristen Bell to the digest form including Paul Rudd , Jonah Hill , Bill Hader , and Russell Brand who all deliver great performances . blank out Sarah Marshall is full of iconic quotes from Paul Rudd ’s musings about aliveness and surfing to Bill Hader ’s epigram here are some of the dear blank out Sarah Marshall quotes .
“If You Get Bitten By A Shark, You’re Not Just Gonna Give Up Surfing, Are You?” “Yeah, Probably.”
Peter ( Jason Segel ) tries to larn how to surf from the hotel ’s surfing instructor Chuck AKA Kunu ( Paul Rudd ) . Kunu starts teach him how to pop up on a surfboard on the beach and Peter run along with the weird yet quiver teaching style of Kunu .
Kunu asks Peter if he would just quit surfing after being bitten by a shark and Peter answers forthwith with a deadpan of yeah he in all likelihood would , but Kunu is n’t phased .
“Oh, The Weather Outside Is Weather.”
Even though Paul Rudd only had a low character in this movie his fiber surely made a screaming mental picture on the overall taradiddle and had some of the funniest and at time cockeyed line of credit throughout .
Kunu instruct Peter how to suffer on a surfboard and then tells him they can just go ahead and judge it in the water and it will all work out even though Peter has n’t perfected his technique yet . As he ’s trying to get Peter to amount out on the body of water with him he misquote the Christmas Christmas carol " Let It Snow ! " by joyfully singing that the weather alfresco is weather .
“F*** You’re Cool! It’s So Hard To Say, Because, Like, I Hate You In So Many Ways.”
Peter straight off hate Aldous Snow as he ’s the one Sarah left him for , but at the same time , he ca n’t not like the magnetic player .
Aldous ( Russell Brand ) is out surfboarding and Peter starts talking to him and even though they ’re at betting odds they end up tie and getting along somewhat well when they ’re alone together . Peter say this line and it ’s funny on its own , but Aldous just nodding along and accepting that Peter hates him for so many reasons take a crap it even funnier .
“She Is The Mother Of My Unborn Child! You’re My Step-Brother! We’re Not Even Blood! I Have No Qualms With Sticking You! I Will Equalize You!”
Bill Hader has a small office as Peter ’s tone - pal and friend , Brian , and be given to be the voice of reason in Peter ’s life and instigate him to move on from his relationship with Sarah even recite him that he was n’t the biggest buff of her in the first place .
Peter flog out at Brian even though he ’s just trying to help and even come out seek to tear down Brian ’s wife Liz . Brian finally ca n’t stand it and snaps back at him with this screaming tirade putting Peter in his situation .
“Is She Coming This Way? I Wish I Wasn’t Wearing This F****** Shirt.”
Peter sample to run away to Hawaii to get away from his x - girlfriend and idiot box star topology Sarah Marshall ( Kristen Bell ) and , instead , he immediately runes into her at the same hotel .
Peter try out to check in with hotel employee Rachel ( Mila Kunis ) but when he sees that Sarah is just behind him he freezes and explains to Rachel that she ’s his x and asks if she ’s walking over . It ’s a relatable and hilarious line to anyone who ’s run for into their ex-husband - married person after a painful break - up .
“When Life Hands You Lemons, Just Say, ‘F*** The Lemons,’ And Bail.”
When Peter goes down to the beach to take a surfing lesson , he meets the instructor , play by the brilliant Paul Rudd back inhis pre - Quantum Realm days . Peter asks , “ Are you Chuck ? ” and the teacher says , “ Oh , man , you make out , they wo n’t change that flyer . That ’s my mainland name . My Hawaiian name is Kunu . ”
Peter apologizes and asks , “ Does Kunu have some , like , cool Hawaiian significance ? ” and Kunu simply says , “ It imply Chuck . ”Rudd is uproarious as everin the function . He ’s full of quasi - existential contemplation like , “ When life hands you Citrus limon , just say , ‘ F**k the Citrus limon , ’ and bail . ”
“I Was Going To Listen To Your CD, But Then I Just Went On Living My Life.”
Jonah Hill and Russell Brand had such great chemistry inForgetting Sarah Marshallthat they were given their own twist - off calledGet Him to the Greek . make plays the same sway star character , Aldous Snow , in both motion-picture show , but Hill plays two unlike characters , both equally obsessed with Aldous .
InForgetting Sarah Marshall , he play an aspiring musician and hotel employee constitute Matthew who gives Aldous his demo compact disc . later on in the movie , he asks Aldous if he listened to the demonstration and Aldous say , “ Oh , I was live to listen to your compact disk , but then I just fit on living my life . ”
“Humuhumunukunukuapua’a. Yeah, B****!”
ahead of time in the motion picture ’s plot , Peter is feeling bum about out about the young woman who just break up with him being at the same resort as him with a new devotee , so he goes to the streak to get hammer . There , he meets the bartender , Dwayne , who differentiate him that since he moved to Hawaii from South Central , he is able to name over 200 specie of Pisces the Fishes .
Peter does n’t believe he can , so he starts rattling them off : “ Ghost piperfish , grill fish , goaler Pisces the Fishes , grouper Pisces , bank note … ” Jack McBrayer ’s character asks him , “ What ’s the state Pisces the Fishes of Hawaii ? ” and Dwayne allege , “ Humuhumunukunukuapua’a . Yeah , b***h ! ” Roughly render , the name “ humuhumunukunukuapua’a ” means “ fish with a schnoz like a pig . ”
“I Saw Him Beat Up A Guy With A Starfish…That Guy Was Me.”
AlthoughForgetting Sarah Marshallis a funniness with an overall light tone , it ’s not without its dark moments . For example , when Peter and Rachel are talk on the beach and her ex designate up and punches Peter in the face . That scene is tense .
Later , talk to Dwayne and Kunu , Peter say , “ Did you see her X - young man ? ! I mean , he is ridiculous ! ” The infinitely Lucy in the sky with diamonds Dwayne just says , “ Who , Greg ? I love Greg , man . ” But Kunu says , “ I saw him beat up a guy with a starfish . ” Peter does n’t think him , say , “ Okay , that ’s just ridiculous , ” but then Kunu say , “ That cat was me . ”
“…I’m At My F****** Job Right Now.”
Jonah Hillnever fails to get big laughswhen he appear in a drollery , even if it ’s just in a seemingly insignificant stand theatrical role .
InForgetting Sarah Marshall , Hill thin the audience to hysteric the second we meet his character , Matthew , speaking to his champion on the earpiece at work : “ Well , I would bonk to sell you some weed , Jeremy , but I ’m at my f**king line right now . apparently , because you called me at employment , you roll in the hay that I ’m at my place of work . So , I ca n’t just impart here and sell you some weed . I can sell you some weed when I ’m done . ”
