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Albus Dumbledore is not only one of the most absorbing characters in theHarry Potteruniverse but he will also go down in history as one of the most dear fictional characters of all time . The headmaster of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry is not only cherished because of the sempiternal wisdom he provides , but he is also praised for his quirky charm that could put Zooey Deschanel out of line of work . Seriously . He sees a dependable pair of socks in the Mirror of Erised . He has a mark on his leftover knee shape like the mathematical function of undercover London . He has a friggin hair tie-up for hisbeardwith precious little bell on it . It does n’t get much more way-out than that !
Yet sometimes even the great wizard of all time can slip one’s mind up and make some logistical mistakes that can put others around him in serious risk . Especially untested children . Which is seriously problematical . I approximate they do n’t call him DUMBledore for nothing …
Check out our leaning of memes which prove Dumbledore ’s messed up logic throughout the series ! ( We still have it away the old man though . He ’s like our disturbed grandpa with an abundance of quotation that are so hefty , we want to tattoo them on our mortise joint . )
DUMBLEDORE IS SAVAGE
Okay , permit ’s just be reliable here- The wizarding world was extremely unconsidered and cold towards Muggles . This is not to say that The Dursley ’s were n’t fearsome human beingness but come on Dumbledore . You could do a little more to pay your respect and condolences to Petunia . JK Rowling has even admit Petunia ’s cryptic dearest for her sis Lily and this has been proven as well in a deleted scene from the motion picture franchise inDeathly HallowsPart 1 .
In the deletedscene , Petunia tell Harry " You did n’t just turn a loss a mother that night in Godric ’s Hollow , you know . I lose a sister . " Our affectionateness still break at that panorama which was sadly cut from the film . It gave Petunia much more character as counterbalance to the two - dimensional variation of her that we got throughout the entire serial . Yet in Dumbledore ’s eyes , there ’s no time to be polite . They have to allow for baby HP on the threshold for dramatic effect .
FIRST YEARS VS VOLDEMORT LOGIC
So it turns out Dumbledore was flat out work-shy when it come to cover the sorcerer ’s stone aka the most powerful stone in the world . This whole theory that Albus Dumbledore is the cracking wizard of all time is starting to palpate like a total joke because in what humanity would a brilliant man make a trap in guild to keep out The Dark Lord that would be easy enough for eleven - class - old to get through ? We get it , Hermione ’s really smart and can charm her way ( literally ) through the ambuscade . We get it , Ron ’s really dear at chess and that somehow avail them get to the Lucy Stone . But really ? These kid are barely even human they ’re so young , and even they could do it . adjudicate severely next metre , Albus !
STUDENT SAFETY? YEAH RIGHT. NICE TRY, ALBUS
Are we just supposed to ignore the fact that Dumbledore is perfectly dreaded at doing background checks on the professors he choose to hire ? What is up with that ? If Albus Dumbledore is supposed to be the wisest maven to ever live , wizard must be gravely " dim - witted " as Hermione would put it . First , he employ a instructor that LITERALLY HAS LORD VOLDEMORT ATTACHED TO THE BACK OF HIS HEAD which puts a whole unexampled signification to " The back of your pass is ridiculous ! " .
Then he hires an arrogant shaft named Lockhart who care more about the cleanliness of his fingernails than the safety of his students . The list of bad teachers goes on and on throughout the oddment of the playscript / movies ( let us not forget our pet , Professor Umbridge . ) It ’s honestly so tough that Dumbledore would be this oblivious when it comes to hiring decent staff for his school . You had one business , Albus ! One job !
DUMBLEDORE AND ROWLING LOGIC
We all eff JK Rowling has been under examination latterly by her lover for unendingly adding new and unneeded information to theHarry Pottercanon so as to make the serial seem more progressive and " heat " than it actually was .
Yet perhaps this is just Rowling wanting urgently to stick on to the serial that basically determine her life history for over a decade of her life sentence . We read that Rowling does n’t need to let go ofPotterand we never desire to rent go of it either , but this new information to the canyon has to stop . It ’s just too much and it fail to add much to the books and films we all have a go at it and love . This meme perfectly describes Rowling ’s need to let loose a version of HP that was pretty different from the canyon of the books .
ALBUS NEEDS TO KNOW THAT THIS IS NOT OKAY
When Albus decides to give Harry and Draco detention during their first year at Hogwarts for something minor , he think the best cast of penalty for them is to drop the youngster off in the middle of the Forbidden Forest . * FacePalm . * Most prof would only have their kids write a 500 - word essay , but you know . Everyone has their own precept methods . We get it , Dumbledore needs Harry to go into the verboten woodland for strengthen him up so he can finally press Voldemort , but the whole site just seems completely unfair if not downright vicious . Yeah , Draco can be a " right foul git , " but at the destruction of the 24-hour interval , he is still a kid . No one deserves that kind of punishment , specially unseasoned children .
NOW WE KNOW THE TRUTH BEHIND THE SOCKS
The fact that Dumbledore pictures himself in a proficient couplet of socks while looking into the Mirror of Erised makes us automatically wonder what kind of sock we ’re talking about here . Does he mean those playfulness air sock with far-out phrases and beshrew news on them that you could buy at local hipster shops ? Does he imply knee - high socks ? Fishnet socks ? ? We involve to cognize ! Yet disregardless of what form of drogue Dumbledore chooses , we know he ’ll pluck the ripe twain because as Kingsley puts itOrder of the Phoenix , " You ca n’t refuse . Dumbledore ’s engender style . "
DUMBLEDORE NEEDS TO SORT OUT HIS PRIORITIES…
The magical human beings is a strange place . It is chock full of contradiction in terms , especially when it comes to the subject of death . It is heavily explain in thePotterseries that under no circumstances will Harry be able-bodied to see his parents again , yet on the other hand , the sentence turner exists so Harry and Co. are able to use it to stop Buckbeak ’s demise . What ’s up with Dumbledore ’s antecedency when it fare to " economize lives " ? Sure , Buckbeak was a badass hippogriff , but would n’t the meter turner be better off if you could go back and save human lives as well ? We ’re all for the justice of hippogriffs , but it induce us come up our head over Dumbledore ’s system of logic here .
THE REAL REASON BEHIND HARRY’S SCAR
What if the material ground behind Harry Potter ’s illustrious lightning thunderbolt shape scar was the event of Dumbledore carelessly dropping him on The Dursley ’s front porch ? We already have it off how he broke Aunt Petunia ’s heart in ink when he informed her about Lily ’s demise , so who is to say he did n’t take more regardless precaution when it come to the whole office ? Although it is highly unlikely that this scenario actually become down , it ’s still pretty screaming to ideate . Classic DUMBledore . ( We still love him though . )
TALK ABOUT UNFAIR
rent ’s be altogether dependable here - Gryffindor was put on a serious pedestal throughout theHarry Potterseries . Hufflepuffs have feelings too , you know . Even Slytherins have the occasional emotion , Dumbledore . Gryffindors at Hogwarts are like high school theatre kids . Although they care to impersonate themselves as underdog , a good chunk of them suffer from a serious superiority complex . Dumbledore will give 10 point to Gryffindor for every fourth dimension they breathe or blink . To say that Hogwarts treats all students equally is a great big pile of rubbish !
REMIND ME AGAIN WHY HE IS INCREDIBLY WISE?
Further proof that Dumbledore only cares about Gryffindors . What the blaze , Albus ? Are you just going to permit all the Slytherin bookman get crush by a giant troll with terrible CGI ? That ’s just fell , dude . Unless the schoolmaster simply leave the fact that the Slytherin dormitory repose in the dungeons , it just shows how he does n’t consider Slytherins at all . We ’re jolly certain he ’d never make this mistake if the Gryffindor dormitory was in the dungeons ! Never thought we ’d palpate this bad for Malfoy , but the moment has eventually arrived .
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