Mean Girls
At North Shore High , where you baby-sit in the cafeteria define your whole identity element . Whether the character ofMean Girlslike it or not , they are put a recording label on day one , decent along with a locker and class schedule . If an Asexual Band Geek were to sit with the Sexually Active Band Geeks , the schooling might very well spontaneously have kittens . At the very least , it would close down for the day . These rules are crucial as they are arbitrary .
Lunch tabular array struggle lines have n’t been this formally engrave in stone sinceHarry thrower . At Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry , where you pose in the Great Hall is actually an prescribed school normal . That is because , much like inMean girl , students aredivided into four houses based on their personalities and aptitude . The houses are Gryffindor , Hufflepuff , Ravenclaw , and Slytherin . So , if Regina George were to pull out up in her silver Lexus and say , " Get in loser , we ’re going to Hogwarts , " which house would the students and instructor of North Shore find themselves in ?
Cady Heron - Gryffindor
IfMean Girlsteaches us anything , it ’s that appearances can be lead astray . Cady Heron may seem like a demure little Mathlete , but in reality she has the kernel — and impulsiveness — of a Gryffindor social lion . On her first day , she cuts class with Janis and Damian . Cady initially is reticent to share in Janis ’s retaliation plot of land against Regina , but when Regina snog the dreamy Aaron Samuels , it ignites the Gryffindor fire in Cady ’s venter . It ’s go fourth dimension .
As she get thick into the Plastics modus vivendi , Cady displays some definite Slytherin traits . But whereas Slytherins are calculated in everything they do , Cady ’s just flying by the seat of her pants — that she only wear on Fridays . Throughout the film , most of Cady ’s choices are questionable . However , sometimes her most rash decisiveness are also the dauntless , like when she took full responsibility for the Burn Book . Cady Heron is one " grool " Gryffindor .
Regina George - Slytherin
Some facts are indisputable . The sky is naughty . One plus one is two . Regina George is a Slytherin . She ’s a fear - mongering tyrant who treat her ladies - in - wait every bit as poorly as her terrified subject . Whatever Regina wants , she vex , whether it ’s a pile of Candy Cane - gram or a hot boyfriend .
Much of Regina ’s good fortune comes from her wealthiness and peach . However , when the social occasion address for it , Regina pull off an attack like a decorated military strategist — or a Slytherin . After Cady dethroned her , Regina turned the school into a nuclear state of war zone . She published the Burn Book and made it look like Cady was the one who wrote it alternatively of her . That ’s a Slytherin for you : fabulous , but malevolent .
Gretchen Wieners - Hufflepuff
societal position may be more of import to Gretchen Wieners than life itself , but she never wants to be Queen Bee . Gretchen plume herself on being the king ’s right - hand woman . This can ask great forfeiture , like when she could n’t wear hoop earrings because Regina decreed them " her thing " . Gretchen also works harder than the Hufflepuff badger to keep Regina well-chosen . Regina enjoys gossip , so Gretchen have it her delegation to find out all the poop on everybody . Hence the " hair so big , it ’s full of secrets " .
Gretchen shows Regina a Hufflepuff ’s loyalty … to a point . When Regina starts taking Gretchen for yield and mistreating her , Gretchen begins to let some of Regina ’s embarrassing secrets slip out . But this is n’t design ; they just blast out of Gretchen ’s mouth like word vomit . She and Regina may not have been end - game , but Gretchen finds herself a unexampled mistress to serve , smiling the whole sentence . Because being a Hufflepuff is so fetch .
Karen Smith - Hufflepuff
Hufflepuffs are do it for their sunny outlook on life . This is fitting for Karen Smith , who does n’t know the meaning of the countersign rigor , or even how to write it . She may be third on the Plastics totem pole , but unlike Regina and Gretchen , Karen does n’t spend every wake up second concerned with her societal status . Why have a cutthroat doctrine on life when you ’re the prettiest girl in schoolandyour breasts can severalize when it ’s going to rain down ?
Sometimes Hufflepuff Karen can be firm to a fault , like when she ’s the only one to catch Gretchen during the excuse trustfulness lot workout . Karen also does n’t defend herself when she should , like when Regina calls her a harlot . It ’s times like these that make you want to shake her and say , " Boo , you Hufflepuff ! "
Janis Ian - Slytherin
Do n’t let the pull black article of clothing and smudged eyeliner fool you . Janis is every bit the mingy girl that Regina is . Even though Janis and Cady become degraded friends , Janis sees Cady less as a chum and more as a cat’s-paw to use in her warfare against Regina . Cady is at her most vulnerable when Janis introduces her plan of attack . This is a classic move of a Slytherin and/or cult drawing card .
Janis may not have high condition at North Shore , but her Slytherin stock is through the roof . Nobody try harder than Janis to make someone ’s life a live hell . While Cady may carry out the plans , Janis is the one formulating them . From give away Regina ’s infidelities to giving her weight - amplification supplements , Janis proves herself to be a cunning Slytherin genius .
Damian Leigh - Hufflepuff
Unlike his bestie Janis , Damian is n’t defined by his need to destroy others . Damian is a flashy and proud " art freak " with a passion for euphony . At the Winter Talent Show , he sings Christina Aguilera ’s " Beautiful " and like any secure Hufflepuff , proves that the show must go on , even after he gets a shoe thrown at him . Damian also displays his Hufflepuff commitment to the student council as tell by his exuberance for Candy Cane - grams .
Damian may fiddle the odd rule , like when he in secret serve the missy - only meeting place , but he more often than not care to live life by the ledger . He has a miniskirt - meltdown when he realize he ’s out past curfew . That responsibility would definitely earn him some firm point . Four points for you , Hufflepuff Damian ! You go , Hufflepuff Damian !
Aaron Samuels - Ravenclaw
Even though Aaron Samuels may be " kind of bad at math " , according to Cady , he ’s still one of the smartest guys at North Shore . Much to Regina ’s annoyance , Aaron puts a lot of effort into his education and it pays off , as he attend Northwestern University at the conclusion of the film . In increase to reach for academic excellency , Ravenclaws are known for their ability to point out uncomfortable truths . Aaron does this when he correctly assesses the Burn Book as rumors made up by stupid girls drill with their own lives .
However , Aaron can be a bite bumbling in the societal department . Such is the troth of the Ravenclaw . Aaron has the penetration to love that Regina is a mean girl , but he date her anyway , even though he and Cady have mutual crushes on each other . It does n’t really make sense , but then again , neither does teen romance … specially for a Ravenclaw .
Ms. Norbury - Gryffindor
Like Hermione , the Sorting Hat would take its sweet clock time with Ms. Norbury . She could almost be a Ravenclaw , with her intelligence and her tendency to put her foot in her mouth . But Ms. Norbury ’s defining trait is being a pusher . To be clear , not a drug pusher . No , Ms. Norbury pushes people to do what ’s best for them . This can come across as obnoxious at time , but her heart ’s in the right place , like when she encourages Cady the tartar whiz to join the Mathletes .
Ms. Norbury is also the first somebody to openly suffer up to Regina George , calling her out at the impromptu assembly . It consume a brave Gryffindor to do that . equate to Regina , Voldemort is a gormless nerd who should be sitting at the Desperate Wannabes mesa .
Principal Duvall - Ravenclaw
Poor Principal Duvall . prove to keep order at North Shore High is like trying to hush up a elbow room full of matured Mandrakes in Herbology grade . He may be Ravenclaw book wise , but Principal Duvall is even more clueless than Cady when it do to Girl World .
When he call the emergency forum , he bring in he ’s over his head when it comes to " gentlewoman problems " and truly accede to Ms. Norbury . As with most Ravenclaws , pragmatism comes first for Principal Duvall . After the junior girls turn his schooling into a nuthouse , he wants to invalidate the Spring Fling terpsichore as penalisation . Alas , that does n’t happen because he already paid the DJ . It ’s Ravenclaw logic , really .
Mrs. George - Hufflepuff
It may seem like Mrs. George hold out a privileged , frivolous life . But being a " cool mom " is n’t all pliant surgery and pinkish velour tracksuits ; it take the work of a Hufflepuff . At the Winter Talent Show , Mrs. George is simultaneously telling and pitiful as she manages to record Regina and the Plastics ' " Jingle Bell Rock " numberwhileperforming the risqué choreography in the aisle .
In their tireless pursuit to prove their trueness , sometimes Hufflepuffs can become doormats . Regina has the biggest bedroom in her house because she made her parent trade in her . She also regularly insults Mrs. George , even after she serves bubbling mocktails to the Plastics . This would enrage most moms , but remember Mrs. George is n’t like regular mommy ; she ’s a cool ma .
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