The Hangover
AfterThe Hangoverturned out to be a smash arrive at in 2009 , it was n’t a big surprise when Warner Bros greenlitThe Hangover Part II.The sequel did n’t do as well as the original financially or critically , yet the film was still considered a box office achiever .
The Hangover Part IIis essentially a copy of the first film , only instead of going to Las Vegas , the gang heads to Thailand for Stu ’s wedding . While the film has a draw of the same gags as the first film , The Hangover Part IIstill has a ton of original lines that are hilarious . Here are the 10 funniest quotes fromThe Hangover Part II .
‘WHAT THE F**K IS GOING ON?!’
One of the most renowned additions to the cast ofThe Hangoverseries was Crystal the Monkey . InThe Hangover Part II , she was a drug - dealing imp who is stolen by Alan and the gang . A group of drug dealing thugs restitution to find Alan and company and demand that their monkey be returned .
After Alan begrudgingly reach over the scalawag , Stu and Phil ask the two guys if they know where Teddy is . They say something that ca n’t be hear , so Phil starts to jog after them . One of the guys turns around and shoots Phil . After go to make certain his protagonist is ok , Stu shriek , “ What the f * * * is get on ? ! ” .
‘I DON’T GET IT. IS THIS A MAGIC SHOW?’
As the mob are investigate the disappearance of Stu ’s step - brother Teddy , they find themselves at a brothel . The group meets a stripper named Kimmy who instantly recognized Stu and his friends . As she keep to utter , they realize that something is n’t quite right , especially after Kimmy talks about what happened when she had sex with Stu .
She drops her gown to reveal that she is a hermaphrodite saying , “ There ’s a reason it ’s called Bangkok , sweetie . ” Alan being perfectly confused say , “ I do n’t get it . Is this a magic show ? ” . The business was a great path to show how naïve Alan ’s mind can be when he does n’t understand something .
‘IS THERE A LONG JOHN SILVER’S HERE?’
While Phil wanted Stu to just have a bachelor party in Las Vegas like Doug did , Stu wanted to go the extra mile for his fiancé and have their wedding in Thailand . It was an expensive endeavour for everyone who attend to the wedding , but most expensive for Stu and Lauren since they were hosting the wedding .
At one of the receptions , Alan introduce himself to Lauren when he require Stu , “ Is there a Long John Silver ’s here ? ” With them being in an exotic country , you would think Alan would want something other than fish from a libertine food for thought place , specially when Stu say their wedding party intellectual nourishment was $ 200 a plate .
‘MY UNCLE ROGER SAYS HE SAW AN ALBINO POLAR BEAR ONCE’
The first dark that the gang arrives in Thailand , Phil convinces one of the hotel worker to have them have a balefire on the beach . Stu , Phil , Alan , Doug , and Teddy all relish a beer on the beach and Alan even brought some marshmallows to roast . Conversations on the beach compass from how attractive Teddy ’s baby is , to albino polar bear , as Alan explains , “ My Uncle Roger says he saw an albino polar bear once . ”
Stu questions the lustiness of Alan ’s scuttlebutt since polar bears are already white-hot , to which Alan respond , “ This one was disgraceful . ” Stu points out that it could have just been a shameful bear , which Alan blows off saying , “ Whatevs . ”
‘I WISH MONKEYS COULD SKYPE. MAYBE ONE DAY’
Out of all of the reference that interact with the scallywag , Alan was the closest to the animal . Even when the monkey ab initio did n’t want anything to do with him , Alan got the monkey to warm up up to him . The drug dealers end up taking the rascal back from Alan , Stu , and Phil , but the work party steals the monkey again after Mr. Chow comes back to life .
A high - focal ratio chase quickly lead off and the tough pullulate at Mr. Chow ’s railway car . The monkey gets caught in the crossfire , so Alan has no choice but to leave his friend at an beast hospital , light him a fag , and say , “ I wish imp could Skype . Maybe someday . "
‘NO, HE SAID HE’S FARTING BECAUSE OF HIS MEDICATION’
In the first film , Stu , Phil , and Alan were offend when Mr. Chow had the faulty Doug contain in his car . The same joke is duplicated for the continuation only this time , the bunch go to a prison house to pick up Teddy and are instead treated to an sometime Monk in a wheelchair . think they might be able to get some clues about teddy , they bring him back to his monastery .
Once there , another monk tells the cat to visit the garden of meditation to possibly get an result to their question . Stu and Phil did n’t translate what the monk said , but Alan says , “ No , he aver he ’s break wind because of his medication . ”
‘I GUESS WE DON’T DO DESSERT ANYMORE. I DIDN’T GET THAT MEMO’
It ’s very readable inThe Hangovermovies that Alan is very dependent on his mom and dad . He is still living with them , even calling himself a “ stay at home son . ” The only clip we see his parents are at the beginning of the film when Stu , Doug , and Phil go to invite Alan to the wedding .
‘YOU TOTALLY BUTCHERED MY LIFE’
It ’s safe to say that Stu is not a lover of Alan . Since Alan drugged them in Vegas , Stu did n’t even want to invite Alan to his wedding in Thailand , but did so as a favour to Doug . Alan once again drugs them in Thailand , and Stu once again sings another song about their journeying towards the middle to end of the film .
While Stu sings , “ Well we ’re livin ’ here in Alantown , and he ’s driven our life into the ground , ” what ’s arguably funnier is the dialogue after the Song dynasty . Stu cease the song with a poesy about shooting Alan and then himself in the aspect , to which Alan reacts saying , “ You entirely butchered that song . ” Stu then lose it back say “ You totally slaughter my spirit . ”
‘HOLLA, CITY OF SQUALA’
While Mr. Chow only had a minor role inThe Hangover , he had a much big role inThe Hangover Part II . After finding Chow laying on the floor of their hotel room , they find out that Alan take in him to the wedding as his plus one . Chow explicate that the Nox before they had texted him wanting to party , so Chow picked them up in his sauceboat and go to Bangkok .
As Chow laughs hysterically , Phil substantiate with Chow that they are in reality in Bangkok to which he replies , “ Holla , City of Squala . ” Chow has a plenty of funny line in the plastic film , but this random line is one of his best .
‘I REFUSE TO EAT F***ING CANTALOUPE AT A BACHELOR PARTY’
When Doug and Phil go to IHOP with Stu , they are surprised when Stu recite them that their brunch is the extent of his unmarried man party . Stu is understandably hesitant to have a bachelor party since he misplace a tooth and got tie to an escort when he attended Doug ’s unmarried man company in Vegas . He even has a napkin over his Orange River juice so that he does n’t get drugged again .
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The whole conversation is funny , but one of the beneficial lines comes when Phil say , “ I reject to consume f***ing cantaloupe vine at a bachelor party . ” After they wake up in Bangkok , however , Phil in all probability wished he would have just cohere with the bachelor brunch .
